UPDATE
40 Beheaded Babies vs 5 Dancing Israelis
Government propaganda tricks us into losing our shit so bad we're OK w/final solutions to "problems" they created in order to be able to send in death squads to finally fix the problems "their way."
The joke writes itself: “We need another war like a hole in the head!”
Ba dump bump. Cue laugh track and smattering of applause.
“Thank you. Thank you. The world eats the meek! The Blood God is real! I just ran in from Iran and boy are my legs tired!”
What can one do at this very strange and unsettling moment in history but make bad puns on the variation of the theme of Stand Up Comedian? If you try and rationalize our current situation, it makes as much sense as the sound of one hand clapping. The level of stupidity is beyond belief. Lunatic paranoia has taken over to such an extent I’m reminded of a Woody Allen movie where he’s kvetching about how anti-Semitism is everywhere and all pervasive because someone asked him “Did you eat?” in the contractional way we speak that made it sound like, “Jew eat?”
Boom!
“Jew Eat?”
Well, that proves it: All the world sees The Jews as black hat-wearing, big nosed, gnarly bearded Semites rapturously rubbing their hands together in anticipation of bilking another sucker out of his hard earned cash. What more evidence do you need?
Of course, Allen is satirizing some Jew’s propensity to take perpetual offense at the slightest shred, the most gossamer notion that might, sort of, maybe, slightly could be construed as denigrating Jews or Jewishness.
Oy vey! The real world should be so self conscious of its own sanctimony, but, alas, the latest definition of anti-Semitism has just reared its ugly head. And wouldn’t you know it, if you criticize Israel you just might be, no, by definition, you are definitively an anti-Semite. God forbid. Regardless of the free speech rights enshrined in the US Constitution enumerating every citizen the freedom to criticize everything, turns out, when it comes to Israel, that just ain’t so
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Being that Israel is not America, it obviously is not held to the US Constitution’s divinely-mandated concept of free speech, but then how does a foreign country, namely Israel, have the authority to dictate terms in our country? Might those American-in-name-Only legislators passing speech laws that criminalize Americans’ right to criticize it on behalf of a foreign country be owned, bought and paid for and thus beholden to that foreign country? I guess we’ll never know since Israel’s lobbying corp, in particular AIPAC is exempt from registering as a foreign agent or whatever the hell FARA is or means. All I know is that last president who made a serious effort to get Israel to have to register as a foreign agent and thus have it’s money trail visible to congress and the american people was JFK. The one who got the hole in the head for his troubles. Enough said.
I suppose the old maxim, If you want to know who rules you, figure out who you cannot criticize is 10,000 megatons of anti-Semitism, so forget I even said it. But, again, with what I just wrote not being said I have to wonder if Jew get it?
Well this has been a million laughs, but I guess you know its dangerous to notice things and point them out these inconceivably dumb latter daze. Like bombs indiscriminately raining down on Gaza, blowing up babies and terrorists alike. And now unprovoked airstrikes on Iran are headlined as Israel “defending itself”?
With America’s imprimatur, Israel has gone nutso, pulverizing apartment buildings, hospitals and churches and anything else on the ground of the open air prison currently being turned into a parking lot formerly known as the Gaza Strip, reducing city blocks to rubble and mangled body parts. Even though this collective punishment smells ominously familiar, just don’t call it what it is. A country founded on the slogan “Never Again” could never do it…
Again…
Could it?
That is unless you throw in 40 severed Jewish baby heads hacked from their little shoulders by the blood thirsty blades of evil Arabs who’ve been warring with the Jews (their cousins by way of Abraham and Hagar) since the dawn of time. Surely, 40 beheaded babies gives Israel the right to exterminate and/or drive from their homes all of those filthy card carrying anti-Zionist, er, I mean anti-Semitic…er, I mean anti-Jewish Palestines? I mean, we’ve all been stewed in the pot of endless “Islam is the Devil” indoctrination for so long it don’t take nothing to get us pointed in the Kill ‘em All, Let God Sort ‘em Out direction.
That the story of the decapitated babies was sourced to one Zionist activist who never gave evidence of the atrocity, no body parts, no photos, no nothing even, doesn’t even matter. The legacy press was all too happy to verify the claim, sight unseen, since they can smell the Truth with their big beautiful pro-Semite noses. By the way, did you know that Arabs are Semites, too? Judging by how the Zionist’s have bogarted the term, I’d say they didn’t just annex the land over there, but they colonized the language, too!
Am I right? Come on, man! It ain’t genocide; it’s just a slight, uh, correction? Once the wreckage and the bodies have been cleared you won’t even remember what or who it was that had to be corrected. And that, in a nutshell, is Israel’s very own Final Solution.
LULZ!
Ba dump bump! Cue the laugh track and smattering of applause.
“And now they just scuttled any possibility of peace by bombing Iran in an unprovoked manner that is certainly somehow only poor Israel defending itself? Hey, thed did the meme! The Jew strikes you as he calls out in pain!”
And then the bane of all Stand Up Comics, The Heckler, comes on the scene and makes their presence known.
“Ah blow it out your ass ya bigot. Only a piece of shit like you would exploit Israel’s 9/11 and right to defend itself from annihilation for laughs!”
A hush falls across the room. Shall I slink away with my tail tucked between my legs and all possible retorts forever held upon my bitten tongue for shame?
Sheol no! They went there, 9/11, and I’ll go there, too. Far be it from me to withhold the rope my nemesis is using to hoist themselves upon their own fire-bombed Dresden.
“Funny thing, that 9/11. They brought down 3 skyscrapers with 2 planes…Oh yeah! Remember Building 7? It was a cut-and-dried controlled demolition. And say, didn’t Building 1 and 2 come down so nice and neat in their own footprints, just like Building 7, too?”
The room goes from quiet to a collective gasp of shocked incredulity.
Oh please. Like I said, I notice things and, instead of keeping mum like a good idiot, I open up my big mouth and talk about it. Maybe you good people notice things, too, but are just too scared to, heaven forbid, upset the status quo of the psychopaths-in-Good-Shepherd’s-clothing lording it over all of us plebes from the modern day Mordor that is DC.
The Heckler cries, “You’re lying!” Then says, quieter “I never heard about Building 7.”
Oh dear, just because you never heard about something doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Here’s another thing about 9/11 they never wanted you to know, either, that even the legacy press had to acknowledge with a story: the so-called 5 Dancing Israelis who, if not actually ‘dancing’ were reacting with glee as they jumped around high fiving each other on top of a parking structure across the river in New Jersey as they watched the towers burn.
Here’s what is known about them:
1. The five Israelis photographed and, perhaps, recorded the ongoing terrorist attack with an enthusiasm verging on that of a victory celebration, jumping around, high fiving and acting the fool.
2. Reports are unclear and contradictory as to whether they arrived before or after the attack.1
3. Two of them were confirmed Mossad (Israel’s equivalent to the CIA) assets and/or agents.
4. They were all employees of a company called Urban Moving Systems that abandoned its office shortly after a visit from the FBI, never to return again, a la illegal boiler room style. 2
5. Reddit claims there used be a video posted on YouTube of the 5 Israelis that has long since been memory holed. A happenstance that makes me go, “Hmmmmmm.”3
6. They were arrested in a van with two foreign passports and $4,700 cash stuffed in a sock.
7. Once back in Israel, one of them stated cryptically on an Israeli talk show, “We were there to document the event.”
The most comprehensive report of this curious case was published in the Scottish Herald which I highly recommend you read here if you wish to understand the serious implications suggested by the accumulation of circumstantial evidence surrounding the arrest and the subsequent deportation back to their homeland of these Israelis.
The Heckler crosses their arms and smirks, “Ha! You are a dumb son of a bitch. Where’s your proof?”
I look around the room with blood shot eyes. How long will we all sit down and take it, call it rain as they stand over us with junk unslung pissing at point blank range right in our collective faces?
An accumulation of facts calling into serious question the disposition of 5 Israelis whooping it up while Manhattan burns gets no traction, while a single-sourced and otherwise evidence-free claim of beheaded babies enthralls the nation and makes it spoil for yet another senseless, brutal, dumb as hell and ultimately useless-but-for-the-banker’s war. Wars that, in my humble opinion, have replaced the Brass Bull altar on which antiquity sacrificed its children.
I must repeat: The world eats the meek. The Blood God is real. If we don’t rise up with one voice to say, ironically I guess, “Never Again!” to these unending wars, the joke’s on you and me. Not to mention, We the People.
Some articles say yes and some no. The importance of this detail is huge, since if they had set up to film beforehand it would imply they knew that attack was coming and weren’t just reacting to what had already happened. Paint me surprised that I cannot find anything definitive.
A warrant was issued for a search of the Urban Moving premises in Weehawken in New Jersey. Boxes of papers and computers were removed. The FBI questioned the firm's Israeli owner, Dominik Otto Suter, but when agents returned to re-interview him a few days later, he was gone. An employee of Urban Moving said his co-workers had laughed about the Manhattan attacks the day they happened. "I was in tears," the man said. "These guys were joking and that bothered me. These guys were like, Now America knows what we go through.'"
It is ''now'' a lost video of 5 jewish men (Sivan Kurzberg, Paul Kurzberg, Oded Ellner, Yaron Shimuel and Omar Marmari) jumping/celebrating/dancing during the 9/11 attacks. They ''just seem to be there'' while the planes were going through the towers. They were arrested but subsequently released after their Mossad ties became appearent. Now, a lot of people claimed to have seen the footage of dancing israelis. Probably through amateur recording or even cctv. It was on youtube but ultimately was taken down shortly after.